Obama Nationalizes Google, Pentagon Declares Martial Law To Avoid Bankruptcy

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This is from the headlines of the future at Twisted Politix Daily, a journal of the collapse of the American Empire, and the Renaissance Movement, a return to true democracy and true capitalism.

TwistedPolitix has learned that Friday, January 27th, after the markets closed in New York City, the White House announced that the U.S. Federal government will no longer be able to fund its ongoing operations and will officially be bankrupt at midnight tonight.

The last straw for the teetering economy was the cost of servicing the baby boomers as they retired in the millions straining Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security.  In a stunning move to save the Federal government, President Barack Obama signed Executive Order 11110 part b granting all shares of Google Inc, and all of its worldwide holdings at current market price of $579.98 as US Federal property on the grounds that its provides a necessary public utility that would benefit the average American citizen to a greater extend if the service under the perview of Homeland Security.  The already unpopular decision is leading to physical fighting amongst State Governors, City Council Members, Congressmen, Senators, White House Officials, the Federal Reserve Board, and top Pentagon officials.  Much of the concern is about who has control during the current Marshall Law, which was declared just before the bankruptcy was announced on Friday evening and the acquisition was announced just now.h

Earlier today the White House issued a statement stating that:



It is for the greater good of society if Google technology is available to the world but with better discretion.  Google has been known to host content not suited for the rest of the world such as pornography, religious extremism, State secrets provided by WikiLeaks, photographs of war victims, and false propaganda from terrorist militants within our own country.  All of that poses a national security threat claims XXXX.

Obama consultant Zbigniew Brezezinski noted that in the interest of peace around the world, such inflamatory content should be removed from the Internet.  Zbigniew is no newcomer to the White House.  He was National Security Advisor to President Jimmy Carter from 1976-1980, and XXX to XXX in 19XX.  His eldest son, XXXX Brezezinski, was an advisor President Obama during his candidacy, preparing him for the one on ones with super-delegates all across the country.  And it appears that his other son, XXX Brezenski was also advisor to Senrator John McCain when he was running for President at the same time.  This is a bit suspicious since Zbigniew wrote a book in 1997 called The Gran Chessboard where he describes the need for American presence in the middle east, particularly the Caspian Sea area where rich oil and natural gas deposits lie.  That book became the bible for Think Tank Center for Foreign Policy and its initiative to bring about new world order, the Project for the New American Century.  Each of these institutions discuss and determine how they expect to extend American hegemony (empire) for another 100 years.