GREAT NEWS! No need to stop working EVER! Now you can own the latest SuperTreadMill T1000. Complete with urine waste tubes, running station, heart monitor, computer and telephone connectivity, There is even an IV add on which allows users to plugin intraveneously and get a vitamin feed.
In order to support our lifestyle, humans creatively and voluntarily facilitate their own enslavement to the almighty dollar, instead of getting off the treadmill from time to time.
What will these people do when the economy collapses? Prepare for post-collapse stress disorder (PCSD) which will be treated with work-like conditions which allow the human to slowly wean itself from 10 hr days while undertaking fake projects allowing them to achieve make believe deadlines.
Sitting for hours can shave years off life
(CNN) -- Sitting too much will probably shorten your life.
That might sound ridiculous -- or obvious -- depending on your perspective, but the findings don't come from a fringe study. They come from the American Cancer Society, whose researchers studied 123,216 people's health outcomes during a 14-year period.
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